So Friend after the comments I got on my previous posts, I decided to step out to this beautiful world and therefore I planned a trip to the city beautiful that is Chandigarh..

All thanks to my friends Jagjot and Harry for taking me out of patiala and thereb giving me some respite from my busy and hectic schedule….I really enjoyed my outing in Chandigarh and now I think I am changed a lot
I  am more keen to roam around and this would be reflected in the smaller posts I will be making now.Moreover the frequency of blog update would also decrease leaving my readers a lesser chance to get bored
For those who dont know the meaning of Hakuna Matata let me explain…It means enjoy your life without any tension and this has been taken from aWalt Disney Cartoon Show - Timon And Pumba

I am tired of being tired and sick.Awww the life is so boring these days..i am down with Viral fever and the doctor has given so many medicines that it takes me 10 min to recall which all i have to take and after what interval.
Life is too boring and heavy..no time to enjoy with friends and this all is due to this great Personal Computer PC..My friend Preetinder uses a quote which fits my lifestyle too

I Used To have A Life,But Then I Got A PC And Modem,Rest Is History

Really,now i am being saturated with the usage of pc and internet and feel like I am caged by an unseen force.I also want to move out and enjoy this beautiful world.For the last 6 months i have not gone out of Patiala…Domino’s,Macdonald’s,Fun Republic Chandigarh etc etc are like dream places for me now.I don’t know whose fault this is but every time i plan to move out there is some problem(the unseen force i was talking about)

Everyday spending more time on my pc then with my family is instead killing my social activities and i now no longer want to be part of any parties and other occasions.Every night at around 1 am when i say good night to my PC i think that today would be the last day to have spent so much time on it but the very next day i am again into the same vicious circle…

I Am Really Tired Of This And I Want Some Change

The title tells it all!!! I am selected in Accenture at a package of 3 lakhs but I am not going!!! hey!!! don’t think I am expecting more than this package…I am thankful to God for this only as I know how much value can I add to the company I am basically a civil engineering student doing MBA and trying my luck In an IT company….I know these three things are like three different roads when you are standing at the junction,But you know i am too confused to go on a particular road.LOL
So if you have read my earlier posts you must be knowing how deep knowledge I have in my civil engineering…:) Same is the case with MBA and Same is the case with whatever I do!!
I dont know structure engineering yet i am doing civil engineering,I dont know managing people yet I am doing MBA and at last I dont know C , C++ the basic languages yet I am selected in ACCENTURE - The World’s Largest IT Solution Company…..Isnt this funny?

So let me tell you how I got through the interview and other process…..

Day 1
I along with my friend Hardeep was sitting in the C hall for attending the Presentation so that i come to know something about the company as I had hardly bothered my self to go through the company’s website..There I came to know something about the company and then there was a written test…..I dont know how I cleared that but some how I managed that…

After sometime the names of student were announced and I was one of them…then there was a GD …somehow I managed to clear that too….then at night at nearly 10.30 they said you can leave now and come sharp at 7am

Day 2
In the morning Hardeep came to my house and we filled the biodata form and other required documents…I was dressed like a waiter black pant with a light blue shirt and a tie hanging around my neck…so we reached college at around 7.05 am and then waited there for our turn.The wait was getting hectic and hectic as time was passing slowly and slowly…At around 9 am we decided to go out and have something to eat..after roaming here and there and feeling ashamed of our dress we again came back to C hall and sat there and again waited there..

I am sure if ever I had any Girl Friend and she had kept me waiting for that long, i would have surely left her :)...but one thing I notices was that those who had a GF or BF were having no problem in waiting..lol…At 11 am i decided to skip the interview and go back home and start chatting …But somehow something happened and i was forced to sit there…Time was crawling at a speed i cant imagine…every time i watched the clock it just showed 5 min more than what had been an hour back!! At 2 i was so fed up that i declared that i am not interested in sitting for the interview as this is not my type company and so on…You know there are hundred and one methods to criticizing things and i was just doing that…

But Hardeep cooled my nerves and said our turn will be coming at any moment and I was waiting for that moment only……………………..
Interview

So atlast after waiting for 8 hours i was called for the interview..I thought why the hell I had wasted my 8 hours as i was not keen to go to any company due to my MBA..I could have utilised my 8 precious hours on Orkut , Chatting Or Even on My Blog..but anywayz things not always go according to you……

I was first taken for an HR interview..As soon as I entered the room i was shooted with non stop questions..it was like a rapid fire round…I said yes to 1 question which I was not even able to understand later I came to know that he had asked me that whether I was ready to sign a service bond or not…lol.…The HR person keep saying me you are not for accenture you are not for accenture and I kept on stating that I am only for accenture
Anyways after 10 -15 min of so called HR interview I came out and was told that I had cleared the HR and now I shall proceed for the technical inteview..Now I was totally shocked that how the hell can I clear HR interview ,I was so rude in answering to some questions and more so as the HR manager was saying I was not the one they were looking for!!! GOD knows how I was selected…

I entered the room for technical interview andI was welcomed with the expected question

WHY IS A CIVIL ENGINEERING STUDENT COMING TO AN IT COMPANY????

I was ready for the answer..and kept saying I can do this in IT ,I can do that ..(full fantar maare) But the interviewer was in no mood of mercy …He said you know there is so much work load in IT.people quarrel with wife and children….there are all sorts of problem in homes…DIVORCE HO JATE HAI!! and so on..I started to smile and said Sir if you think IT companies are responsible for increased divorce rate than i am sorry i dont agree with you..Instead those TV shows are more responsible!! :)

Similarly I started to say things which were not even relevant to what he asked…I was sure that if he asks something which is technical then I am sure I cannot get through…so I started to talk about things which I know or which I like!! you all know how good I am in BHORU Activities..thats even reflected here
So I kept him busy in my talks and tried to pass the time and after 10 min he said ok Mr Singh you can leave!! I came out with full confidence that I am going to be selected as I never let them ask anything which is technical!! lol

Campus placements = The aim of almost every student of any college.Yes its right,every student want that he should be placed in a very high profile company and that too at a package which he/she may not even deserve Same is the case in Thapar..all the students want to get to a very good company and that too at a package as high as possible….To start with the campus recruitment,TCS ,infosys and other I.T companies came to our college.There was so much excitement in the students but i tell you the habbit of scrapping on Orkut has gaved a new term to my friends and on the very first day when TCS was there the students started to say that we shall scrap this company

I was like..what the hell..how can any one even think of scrapping TATA …the name that rules India,the most ethical company and so on so forth.For those who done know what scrapping a company means here is the an overview:-

Scrapping means to sit in the written test without any preparation or even if you know the correct answer you mark the wrong one so that you are not selected

Now the question comes why should we sit for a company if we don’t want to go..the answer is very simple….To JUST GET THE FEEL OF WRITTEN TEST OR INTERVIEW

So it all started with TCS and till now I don’t know many companies have been scrapped..Thanks to Orkut for coining a special term for this.

So atlast i have shifted my blog to somewhat more professional looking site and that is .com.I have been using blogspot and then the other free host for blogs for killing people’e time but yesterday i stepped into the .com mania

What happened was, Navjot called me and said her friends liked my blog very much.It gives such a nice feeling when girls praise you and more over when your very close friend praises you..i haven’t updated my blog for a long time as i was not sure whether anybody was reading it or not..But when i heard that people like there time to be killed by reading my useless posts I thought why not to step further.At night my brother G P Singh asked me whether I wanted any such domain,with in seconds he purchased the domain,setup the wordpress and asked me to choose the theme.What i was thinking for last 2-3 months was a matter of 2-3 min for my brother.
Thank You Bro

So after setting up of this blog now i have decided to write something on this blog and then nominate this blog for the worlds most bhoru blog.I am sure the word bhoru is easily understood by all my Thaparian Friends.We are too good in this.:)
And for those who don’t know what bhoru means here is the definition which you cant find in any dictionary

Bhoru= Bhoru is the word used to describe the process in which a person uses all his/her means to kill or waste the time of others by talking,writing or speaking something which is not at all useful to others